Actual FAQ’s
People ask a lot of questions about the show and our motivations behind it, aside from, “what’s your goal” the question we get asked the most is, “so which character is based on which of you?” I appreciate the implication that I know people who: throw up on girls because they are nervous, fuck prostitutes regularly, see marriage as a cure for bad anal sex, get blue balls to the point of icing their dick, and defy all explanations of what a normal human being is. Well, on second thought, never mind.
The real answer to the question is that the characters are based on everyone and nobody. As Saks has already said elsewhere, much of the script is influenced by the real conversations and experiences we’ve had with each other and with other people. A lot of actors and actresses point out how they’ve had exact conversations that take place in the script in real life, I mean fuck, who hasn’t played Marry, Fuck, Kill [for the record it's Scarlett, Beyonce, Alba in that order. Alba just looks like a bad lay*] and in that sense the show is grounded in reality.




October 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
I would marry Scarlett, fuck Beyonce and Kill Alba. Alba would totally ruin the experiance in the sack. ,Have you seen her in pictures lately, it look like she doent even want to be on this earth anymore. Who want to fuck or marry that fun person
October 15th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Bottom Line… You can’t kill Beyonce.
October 16th, 2008 at 6:27 am
I seem to remember “Ralphy Peaches” originally killing Beyonce. What I gather from his grammatical abomination is that Alba looks depressed. If that were the case they would have something in common.
October 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
As long as I marry Scarlett I don’t really give a fuck. She made out with Penelope Cruz in that Woody Allen movie, so I bet I could work out a threeway as a birthday present or something eventually.
October 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Beyonce, Scarlet, Alba
November 6th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Why not look for a loop hole in this marry, fuck, kill situation. I would fuck all three. After fucking Scarlett I’d tell her to hit the road. After fucking Beyonce I’d kill her just because I enjoy Scarlett’s work more than hers. Then after fucking Alba I would pop the question as she treated me to eggs and tomatoes.